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I'm Nat. I'm a pretentious elitist. I'm arrogant and intellectual and a grammar Nazi. I'm Nat. I'm modest, nicer than your favorite grandmother, and I laugh at stupid jokes. I'm smarter than the average bear. I have a wonderful boyfriend. |
| Citizen: | I don't believe in abortion. |
| Government: | Then don't get one. |
| Citizen: | I don't believe in birth control. |
| Government: | You don't have to use it. |
| Citizen: | I think gay marriage is a sin. |
| Government: | Don't marry the same sex then. |
| Citizen: | I want my kids to learn about creationism. |
| Government: | Take them to church. |