February 2012
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
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What's Up With "Alot" and "A Lot"?
theyuniversity:
If you’re wondering where the “Alot” creature comes from, click HERE.
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World's saddest story →
smokeporch:
Follow this blog… Trust me, You’ll LOVE it!
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That awkward moment when...
essenceofdaylight:
“I had a crush on THAT?”
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throng-foggy:
Nathalie told me to sign in to check something for her and expects me to post a bunch of pictures of poop or something.
Instead I’m just gonna say that I love her quite a bit and also HAPPY BIRTHDAY to muh baby.
Also a few gifs for your tumblrfolk:
-Abel
This is better than poop. Thank you for this, Abel. Thank you very much.
Nathalie told me to sign in to check something for her and expects me to post a bunch of pictures of poop or something.
Instead I’m just gonna say that I love her quite a bit and also HAPPY BIRTHDAY to muh baby.
Also a few gifs for your tumblrfolk:
-Abel
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The Lives of Perfect Strangers
You pass a man walking down aisle 5. He rushes, looking flustered. He bares an odd tattoo; it looks like some type of archaic, pictographic symbol. He’s desperately in need of a haircut and looks like he used to be morbidly obese, wearing a shirt that could fit three of him. He carries a bag with him. His cart is chock full of cans of dog food but he showed no signs of pet hair. He is a...
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colddeepbasements replied to your post: Would anyone care to give me some feedback on an…
YO YO YO. I will.
Woot!! I’ll just make it a text post now. Burbz.
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maryanfirpo replied to your post: Would anyone care to give me some feedback on an…
Toss it this way. maryanfirpo@gmail.com
It has been tossed!
Would anyone care to give me some feedback on an essay I wrote for writing class? :)
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“Later — when things happened that they could never have imagined — she wrote him...”
– The History Of Love (via tothepersoninthebelljar)
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Watcha-raccoon:
thecarefree:
I tried to watch/listen to the whole of Nicki Minaj’s “Stupid Hoe”
gpoy
me
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“Advice? I don’t have advice. Stop aspiring and start writing. If you’re writing,...”
– Alan Watts (via binewskis)
